College Turned Me Into A Hucow Kindle Edition

Not a good book. The protagonist is a veterinary student who apparently has never seen a cow (unrealistic). The entire story is just her showing up to this empty farm where a sketchy guy convinces her to shove a tracking device shaped like two tennis balls up her butt. Apparently they were all out of bracelets. For some reason this is totally fine with her and she doesn't question it. There are tons of spelling and grammar mistakes, missing words, missing punctuation, run-on sentences, etc. which make it hard to read.