--- product_id: 10286154 title: "The Jesus Toaster" brand: "burnt impressions" price: "Bs.466" currency: BOB in_stock: false reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.bo/products/10286154-the-jesus-toaster store_origin: BO region: Bolivia --- # Safe, cool-touch design Toasts with divine precision Easy crumb cleanup The Jesus Toaster **Brand:** burnt impressions **Price:** Bs.466 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > ✨ Toast Your Way to Enlightenment! ✨ ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Jesus Toaster by burnt impressions - **How much does it cost?** Bs.466 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.bo](https://www.desertcart.bo/products/10286154-the-jesus-toaster) ## Best For - burnt impressions enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted burnt impressions brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Safety First:** Cool touch operation means no more burnt fingers—just heavenly bites. - • **A Toast to Faith:** Bring a touch of spirituality to your mornings and share the joy with friends. - • **Heavenly Toasting:** Transform your breakfast into a divine experience with perfectly toasted bread. - • **Mess-Free Maintenance:** The removable crumb tray ensures your countertop stays as clean as your conscience. - • **Cord Management Mastery:** Power cord storage keeps your kitchen tidy and organized, just like your life. ## Overview The Jesus Toaster is a unique kitchen appliance designed to toast bread with a divine touch. Featuring a removable crumb tray for easy cleaning, power cord storage for a clutter-free kitchen, and a cool touch operation for safety, this toaster combines functionality with a playful nod to faith. ## Description Suitable for both Atheist & Theists with a sense of humor... Jesus toaster was the savior that buttered our transition from wacky idea to profit jelly. Spreading our vision of toast art to the masses while being quite possibly the coolest Christmas novelty gift on the planet. Review: Not just a gag gift - This toaster is NOT just a gag gift. It is a working toaster which just happens to imprint a stylized picture of Jesus. There are instructions enclosed with it recommending to cycle it without toast initially, I suppose to get rid of funny odors from manufacture. Also one should plan on having to cycle and adjust it a couple of times with their toast before they get the color right, as with any toaster. The primary control is an analog dial and I ignore the buttons. (I have no idea why manufacturers insist on complicating common-use appliances with lots of buttons.) I'd love it if they would also make them for world religious figures, particularly The Buddha, and members of the Hindu pantheon, but realize there's probably not so much of a market for such icons in the US. There might however be markets for other figures such as Einstein or Elvis, so the makers should consider them. They already make a peace symbol toaster and a marijuana leaf symbol toaster but those just don't have the appeal of the Jesus toaster. Review: Cute but not very well made. - It works, but I'd hate to guarantee that I can cook 20 pieces of toast in one morning. It is not heavy duty at all. In fact it is light duty, mostly plastic, and unique because of Jesus on it. Seems they skimped on metal in many areas because they had another selling point. The first one I got was sent back because the handle would not stay down. The replacement one works, but it is very light and I expect it to actually shatter the first time it gets bumped off the counter. I gave it 3 stars because as long as it doesn't get bumped it ought to be fine on the counter and work for a long time. ## Features - Brand Now Look! - The Second Coming of the Jesus Toaster - Removable Crumb Tray - Power Cord Storage - Cool Touch Operation ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Customer Reviews | 3.8 out of 5 stars 57 Reviews | ## Images ![The Jesus Toaster - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Hq3JFnGqL.jpg) ![The Jesus Toaster - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71dztcL8JvL.jpg) ![The Jesus Toaster - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71WPLMp-OGL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not just a gag gift *by I***E on October 16, 2010* This toaster is NOT just a gag gift. It is a working toaster which just happens to imprint a stylized picture of Jesus. There are instructions enclosed with it recommending to cycle it without toast initially, I suppose to get rid of funny odors from manufacture. Also one should plan on having to cycle and adjust it a couple of times with their toast before they get the color right, as with any toaster. The primary control is an analog dial and I ignore the buttons. (I have no idea why manufacturers insist on complicating common-use appliances with lots of buttons.) I'd love it if they would also make them for world religious figures, particularly The Buddha, and members of the Hindu pantheon, but realize there's probably not so much of a market for such icons in the US. There might however be markets for other figures such as Einstein or Elvis, so the makers should consider them. They already make a peace symbol toaster and a marijuana leaf symbol toaster but those just don't have the appeal of the Jesus toaster. ### ⭐⭐⭐ Cute but not very well made. *by R***N on January 20, 2011* It works, but I'd hate to guarantee that I can cook 20 pieces of toast in one morning. It is not heavy duty at all. In fact it is light duty, mostly plastic, and unique because of Jesus on it. Seems they skimped on metal in many areas because they had another selling point. The first one I got was sent back because the handle would not stay down. The replacement one works, but it is very light and I expect it to actually shatter the first time it gets bumped off the counter. I gave it 3 stars because as long as it doesn't get bumped it ought to be fine on the counter and work for a long time. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny and Functional *by S***E on March 5, 2013* I bought this for some friends because I think it is so funny and after reading reviews I was pleased to hear that it makes great toast as well. The gift is a hit! And it does make great toast. I might buy one for me now. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.bo/products/10286154-the-jesus-toaster](https://www.desertcart.bo/products/10286154-the-jesus-toaster) --- *Product available on Desertcart Bolivia* *Store origin: BO* *Last updated: 2026-07-01*