Crazy Bonez Pose-N-Stay Life Size 5 FT Skeleton with Realistic Posable and Movable Joints for Halloween Indoor and Outdoor Decoration

This is my grandson’s best friend now, lol

Boney, as I like to call him, came neatly packaged in a nice cardboard box prominently tagged with a description stating he was fully posable. I bought Boney to hang in my garage (aka "mancave") because I thought it would be cool to have him hanging around with me and the boys.Well, I thought it would be a shame to waste him solely on the garage. So I decided to introduce Boney to my wife. Bad mistake. 20 years has taught me nada zip zilch zero nuttin about marriage or maturity....Boney had been sitting in his box in the garage hidden behind my other unattended projects. No one besides me knew he had moved in.Boney, a good 5 or so feet tall, and fully posable, needed to visit our living quarters.I decided that Boney shouldn't be forced to just stand around waiting for people to arrive home. So Boney found his way into the pocket water closet in our master bathroom. He looked so nice just sitting there on the commode. Like he was relieved... I figured my wife would come home, open the slide door, see good ol' Boney just sitting there and we'd all have a good lauguhShe came home late and used another bathroom before coming to bed. Never opened the pocket slide door. Just went into the master bath, freshened up, did her teeth and then went to bed/sleep. Silent night.... holy night.... till approx 4:30 am at which point a shrill sound that not even the most dedicated horror movie fanatic has ever heard emanated from the bathroom. At first I was bewildered. A heavy sleeper am I, but alas I was awakened quickly. Then I was reminded... shocked into recalling what was at the root of the insidious noises projecting from the torture chamber that once was my bathroom.Boney never lost his cool. ... but he did lose his head, one leg and several ribs. I too suffered loss, as the promise of any romance in the near future quickly faded along with many meals, help with chores and other household activities.Boney is made of a material that is not necessarily superglue friendly.... more experiments to come this weekend.Moral of the story: the manufacturer of this product is clearly negligent in their labeling practices and owes me an apology for failing to warm me that this item is neither wife-friendly nor wife-proof.Edit: Sept 6 2015Well... ended up being able to easily repair Boney by gently sanding the points that required glue. Superglue is doing a fantastic job of keeping everything together strongly. Just sand both sides of the repair and you'll be fine. He looks good in my garage and enjoys watching over all of my unfinished projects. Definitely a good buy! Get one!

With a few minor changes, it makes a great floor lamp. 10/10

Cute Halloween decor, but the quality could be better for the price and I wish you could disassemble it for easier storage. The joints also have limited movement and are pretty stiff.

Purchased this Skelly as a prop for the 2024 Hearsefest Guinness attempt for the longest procession of hearses. You can pose it as it has bendable joints as well as a jaw that opens and skull that swivels. This Skelly sits, lays or hangs well, however a special pole (sold separately) or a creative imagination are needed to have it stand upright. Only the chest/rib area glows in the dark (green). Would have liked the skull to glow also. This skeleton doesn't come with eyes, but I added some for the extra creepy effect. This product arrives fully assembled and inside a very thin box. My box was slightly damaged during shipment so there was cause for concern, however the skeleton appeared unharmed. I love how easy it is to set up (pose) and to store. It's also fun to see the reaction on faces when skelly appears in numerous places thru out the house! Would highly recommend purchasing!

Great deal on this skeleton, delivered fast for halloween. I got it because I wanted glow in the dark, however I forgot about our street light, ha. Anyway for the price it was good, maybe in the future I will invest in a skeleton that has joints that can move sideways, but this one is well made, durable plastic and looks great for the purpose. It does have a loop on the head for hanging as well.

We named him Deadward and he was a hit all spooky season! We used him at our tailgates and I had him as my passenger in my car. People loved it. Great size and was easy to pose

This skeleton's quality was acceptable for the price--5 stars for that. Received timely, nice and tall as described, and joints move well for posing. However, the first picture must be a stock photo because it has significant shading details that the actual item has NONE OF AT ALL. Lost 1 star for that--using pictures that differ from the actual item is not honest! Also, altho the skeleton is a nice size, his leg bones are that of a man 10 feet tall, while his upper body and head are that of a child. He would be so impressive if he had more correct dimensions--his little head and torso really take away from his stature. Again, for the price, the disproportions are marginally acceptable and I will not be returning him; but using a misleading photo to get a sale is never acceptable and the seller should remove this photo! If you're budget conscious and not too particular about details, this item is acceptable quality for the price.