Forum Novelties Fake Rubber Chicken

My son likes it

This is like a plastic type chicken not latex, it’s very poor quality, not as pictured.

We are doing a show - Robin Hood and the Good (& Bad) Fairies of Nottingham. Robin and Little John meet for the first time and decide to fight over who gets to cross the narrow bridge first. The "Bad" Fairies have some fun and turn their quarter staves into toothpicks (chopsticks - read better on stage) - feather boas - rubber chickens. The kids/actors were disappointed the rubber chicken's did not have squeakers. I was thrilled they did not have them as it would have been a test of what little sanity I have left.

This is not a rubber chicken. This is a plastic chicken. It is very hard. It is not soft like a rubber chicken. Rubber chickens are soft because they are made of rubber. It also doesn't make any sounds. Not that all chickens make sounds but rubber chickens usually make sounds and this one is not rubber.

My last rubber chicken just wore out from the great practical jokes we shared several years ago, and I thought I didn't need to get another one. BUT I WAS WRONG! There are just too many occasions where the simplistic humor of a rummer chicken is the perfect understatement of humor. Just finding one of there in a desk drawer, in a bed, in someone's luggage or shower is a declaration of war. You know it will be coming back to you somewhere, somehow...It's the gift that keeps on giving. Don't ever underestimate the power of a rubber chicken.

Not rubber. More like a stiff pliable plastic that doesn't stretch. I bought it for our annual chicken fling tournament, where you shoot them off your thumb like a slingshot. Kind of disappointed.

the only criticisms I can make about this chicken are that it has a strange circular patch on its body (which isn't very noticeable, but still), and it was a little deflated, though that was largely rectified by filling it with water and hanging it up for a couple days

Well, I'm the son writing this review and I can tell you right now that it doesn't Squeak!!! I was so disappointed and sad cause I wanted it to Squeak.