When Women Played Ding Dong / 50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing) [DVD]

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When Women Played Ding-Dong (1971, 83 min.) - Prehistoric cave-stud Ari (Antonio Sabato) wins lovely virgin Listra (Nadia Cassini) in a pig-catching contest, but their attempts at "Ding-Dong" keep getting interrupted by idiot battles between his tribe, The Cave Dwellers, and their neighbors, The Lake Dwellers. Annoyed that hubby would rather make war than Ding-Dong, Listra organizes the women of both tribes to go on strike and "abstain Ding-Dong" until the men stop fighting. It all happens back in the days when men carried clubs and women played ding-dong, an Italian stone-age sex comedy based on the Greek classic "Lysistrata" and filled with shapely cavewomen sporting '70s hairstyles, a gay caveman with the hots for the hero, a title tune that will follow you forever and, of course, plenty of old-fashioned Ding-Dong! "50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing)" (1963, 65 min.) - Locked out of his trailer home by his nasty old wife, sad sack Charlie Wishnick tries to sleep it off in a crazy inventor's taxi cab but discovers it's actually a flying time machine which deposits him at The Knob Hill Nudist Camp back in 50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing)! Goofy Charlie gawks at naked cavegirls, falls in love with vivacious Zelda ("Bad Girls Go to Hell's" Gigi Darlene), and is almost eaten by real-life giant Eddie Carmel in this crackpot nudie-cutie, presented in prehistoric "Nudicolor!"