Abusive Xmas Cards - Give the people in your life a funny card this Christmas
Comes with x2 of each design. Each card is accompanied by a gummed white envelope
Our cards are A6 - 105 x 148 mm (4.1 x 5.8 inches)
Surprise! - Were they expecting another boring Christmas card? These hilarious cards are perfect to get into the Christmas spirit!
Excellent Gag Gift - Bring an irreverent smile to those fellows in your life who have a love of all things funny, abusive, and swearing.
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Ali H.
Fast shipping and excellent packaging. The Leatherman tool feels very premium and sturdy.
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Anita G.
Good experience, but the tracking updates could be better.
