I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I read this book years ago and I always knew that if I had a daughter I would make her read this before she went off to college but actually in 2023 I would make her read this before she started dating. I just bought this and sent it to my best friend whose daughter is a freshman in high school, I have course recommended that she read it before. She gives it to her daughter is an honest account of what some men are thinking when they date women. I know not all men think this way, but a lot of them do especially in high school and yes I’m sure some girls think that way too. I just haven’t found a book or an autobiography that talks about it.

Want your daughter to know what to expect from boys. The perfect read before sending her off to college.

This book is funny as hell

A long, long time ago, I found this book sitting on the shelf at a bookstore and I bought it on a whim. It was and has been one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. I gladly passed it over to my friends not ever expecting to see it return to me, because I wanted enough people to be exposed to it. So that copy disappeared years ago.Now that my younger brothers are older, I thought I would introduce them to the Tucker Max stories. Much to my chagrin, this is not the same book that I first read. Some stories have been entirely removed.The story about the wedding, where the picture on the cover of the book actually comes from, is missing. In my previous edition, he included a URL to a video from that wedding, proving that the book (or at least that story) is verbatim of what happened.There’s also the story about him being on a MTV show about dating, and him actually hooking up with one of the producers, all the while he’s in terrible pain because he has appendicitis(?) and has to go to the hospital.I am sure there are others I’ve forgotten, but he seems to have removed the sex and dating ones and replaced them with lame ones, like harassing college students with a bullhorn.It seems as though even the once great king of debauchery is now subject to historical revisionism.

Tucker Max is candid, funny, and completely without hypocrisy as he recounts his escapades dragging out of bars girls approximately as drunk as he is.He reminds me of Hunter Thompson, who became a disappointment as he degenerated from being a real journalist. Teenage boys were swept along reading him because he talked such entertaining trash about his dissolute lifestyle - alcohol, the many drugs of the 1970s, playing with guns. That increasingly became the focus of his writing. He maintained the pretense of being a political journalist, railing about Nixon and fascism to keep that up, while spending Rolling Stone’s money like a drunken sailor. He spent less and less time observing anything or interviewing anyone, and as such had less and less to say.Max doesn’t care about politics and actually sustains writing about being a degenerate better than Thompson did. I compare the two because Thompson’s most popular book was “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” Max has a chapter here about a debauch in Vegas, which reminded me of that. Like Thompson, Max is from Kentucky, with a similar good ole boy touch in his writing.Max is upfront that he’s writing solely about drinking, chasing women, and getting into the kind of trouble the young get into, trouble they’ll recall fondly as codgers sitting by the fire. He knows he’s an a-hole, he’s shameless about it, and he regularly reminds you of it in case you were about to forget it.Max has a great sense of humor and written delivery. Watching him and his fellow law students - Slingblade, El Bingeroso, PWJ, Hate, Credit and company - get trashed and search for easy women is endlessly entertaining.They don’t have to search very hard. Welcome to Hookup Culture, where the girls are as drunk and trashy as the boys. The more Max needles or insults girls, the likelier they seem to sleep with him. Go figure.Max is irrepressibly optimistic about his ability to pick up women. It is important to observe, in the Age of Weinstein, that the sexual landscape Max depicts is diametrically opposed to the one consisting of scary traumas inflicted on fragile snowflakes by big bad horndogs who LOOK at their BREASTS.Here, we see an hordes of young women hanging out in bars with their girlfriends, engaging in the badinage and banter Max excels at, getting as ridiculously drunk as he does, finding him more and more entertaining as he insults them more and more, and all with the goal of getting laid. After Max begins his website, publishes his first book and goes on a booksigning tour, college girls, knowing who he is, actually clamor to hook up with him.Those who think the sexual revolution was a contribution to humanity might want to read this. This is what Hookup Culture really looks like and this is what the sexual revolution wrought. Sexual revolutionaries: proud of yourselves? Men will sniff after sex wherever it might be available, and the more they think it’s available the cruder and more direct they’ll get. Hold Max in contempt if you want, but he doesn’t care. For young men, Hooking Up is the coin of the realm.

It should be illegal to write a book so funny that you are snort laughing, nearly pissing yourself, or your significant other thinks you're having a seizure. I lived all those moments at various places in this book and would do it all again!

One of the funniest books I have read!I thought I did some stuff when I was growing up but Tucker has pushed that to the limit!They should name a mountain or space shuttle in his name--- you must read this book,unless your fat then it will just depress you!!If there were more stars this book would have got it!!W Chapman

i don't usually read books like this - but i laughed so hard. It kind of made think about all the times i was trying to be this 'proper' lady and i probably shouldn't. Have fun people, life is short.

Great product and fast delivery!

Amazing book and incredibly funny. It made me buy all the other books in his series.

I thought this was a whole lot funnier when I was in college. And drunk. One or two chuckles instead of the belly laughs it got from me 10 (oh my god) years ago.