Name: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages
Brand: Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time
Price: 519.17 BOB
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.125 (8 reviews)

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🍀 Get ready to laugh your fortune off!

LOCAL PRIDE - Crafted in Indianapolis, the heart of fortune cookie culture.
VEGAN DELIGHT - Enjoy guilt-free snacking with 100% vegan cookies.
IRREVERENT HUMOR - Unleash laughter with outrageous fortunes!
FAMILY FRIENDLY FUN - Perfect for all ages, no dirty talk here!
INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED - Each cookie is a surprise, kept fresh and fun.

Miss Fortunes offers a box of 12 individually wrapped fortune cookies filled with irreverent and humorous predictions, crafted by professional comedy writers. These 100% vegan cookies are safe for all ages and proudly made in Indianapolis, ensuring a delightful and laughter-filled experience for everyone.

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T**B

These are Awesome Fortune Cookies

These fortune cookies amazing. My mom bought them for me for Valentine’s Day this last year and I ate them all. They are witty and have a great sense of humor. I’ve tried a bunch of different fortune cookies (my mom gets me fortune cookies for valentines every year) and these rank in the top. The cookies itself is crunchy and has decent flavor (does anyone eat fortune cookies for flavor lol). I also like to save really good fortunes from my cookies and this bag had some real gems that I decided to keep. If you’re getting these as a gag gift they are certainly worth it and are a lot of fun. Highly recommend

5.05.2022

G**R

Definitely a hit

Popular at dinner everybody loved them, worth the money

3.09.2025

K**S

Hilarious and creative

This is gonna be a great gift because my family plays cards against humanity. This was very clever.

6.12.2024

K**R

Tastes great

They taste good, fortunes were fun. Funny, one didn't have a fortune and the same week I went for Chinese and that fortune cookie didn't have a fortune either. That's twice in 30 years.

18.12.2023

T**R

stale

I got these for a party to hand out to guests. They were stale. The sayings were cute but not hilarious. One was missing a fortune. Would not buy them again especially given the price. But they did ship them within a day, as they promise in the ad.

31.07.2022

M**S

Fortunes too dirty sex for me.

Arrived on time. It was part of a St. Patrick Day gift. I’m glad it wasn’t for a child or tween because some of the fortunes were risqué. Tastes like fortune cookies. The red ones are salty & their flavor tastes like playdough. I’m thinking the red one was a mistake since these were suppose to be all green? But, the other cookies are ok.

12.03.2025

G**R

Plans on buying more soon!

Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!

27.06.2025

D**N

Don't waste your $

Cookies were stale, no taste! A few broken and no fortunes inside. Don't waste your $. The fortune weren't even that whitty and we had a few if the same sayings. VERY Disappointed.

22.08.2025

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