(2 Pack) Fresh Balls Anti-chafing Lotion, 3.4 fl oz

This stuff is great. Keeps the swamp monster at bay. It is a little pricey in my opinion but I still buy it. It’s a good product that works. No tackiness or slimy feel, it does what it says. I’m not sharing a photo of this product in use……. 😂 you’re welcome. Buy it for your boys. They’ll rejoice.

Let’s be real: nobody likes swamp crotch. Fresh Balls delivers exactly what it promises — it goes on like a soothing lotion, dries into a silky, talc-free powder, and keeps everything feeling fresh, dry, and comfortable for hours. No clumping, no weird smell, and no sticky aftermath. Perfect for hot days, long walks, workouts, or just existing in pants. It’s like air conditioning for your downstairs. Highly recommended for anyone who’s tired of the midday readjustment shuffle.

During the past few years I've become what you might call "overweight." As a result, I sweat a lot and have less-than-ideal aerodynamics through the crotch area. This causes serious discomfort, stickiness and chafing. For a long time, I used baby powder a couple of times a day to combat the friction. This worked great but was messy and totally evaporated if I sweat too much or if the air was too humid. My doctor recommended wearing tight briefs and pulling them high around my waist. This also worked, but made the airflow even worse, resulting in what you might call a "pelvic sauna." I stumbled upon Fresh Balls by accident one day and ordered a couple of tubes right away. At first I didn't think it was working. But I experimented with a few different ways of using it, and eventually discovered a way that works really well for me. My process goes as follows: 1) After my morning shower, I towel off briefly. The product works best on skin that is damp, but not dripping wet. 2) I squeeze a pea-sized amount onto my fingertips (if you use too much, it doesn't work). 3) I apply the product to the entire crotch area, including any thigh areas that are likely to come in contact with each other during the course of the day. The dampness of the skin makes it go further than it would on dry skin. 4) I rub it in until it is absorbed and the skin is a little tacky to the touch. 5) (Optional) If I have time, I sit cross-legged for a few minutes to let it dry completely. The tube lasts forever when you use it this way and the product works all day (most of the time). By the way, guess what the active ingredient is? Tapioca. Yep, as in tapioca pudding. No cutting-edge chemicals to speak of here. My only complaints are that it seems to have no effect when I apply it to dry skin and it doesn't stand up to some sweatier activities (sports, running, hot summer days). But this is about the most effective anti-chafing solution I expect to find (other than losing weight, obviously).

If you're like me, when your balls get all sweaty and rank smelling, you've tried whatever you can get your hands on. The problem started out one winter when they were getting chafed, so I used hand lotion on my boys. But then when the temperature warmed up, they would get red, itchy, foul smelling, you get the picture. Years before I began experiencing hyperhidrosis of me feet, now it was occurring in my groin. Stupidly tried Gold Bond (oh, the burn). Tried the Dry-Sol my doctor prescribed for my feet and underarm antiperspirant products (oh the pain of it all). Calamine lotion worked sorta. Talc products were the most effective, but there were too many drawbacks: clouds of powder emanating from the bottom of my boardshorts, or snowfalls of powder if I used too much talc; the mess when applying the talc and the talcum residue which looked like I never dusted my place. One doctor prescribed Nystop Nystatin Topical Powder and some similar ointment for periodic use during extreme rashes. My dermatologist prescribed an OTC item called "Certain Dri" (which I admit, I haven't tried). But I needed something I could use every day which wouldn't affect my breathing or cause cancer like talc products are being blamed now. A few days ago I found out about this and several similar products really by accident. So ordered FRESH BALLS as well as some other similar products: DRIBALL for Men, Deodorant & Antiperspirant, Sweat and Friction Reducing Lotion Powder 4 fl oz One Month Supply ; Comfy Boys - #1 Intimate Deodorant for Men - 4 Oz Daily Grooming Routine Companion ; and Toppcock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel for Man Parts 90ml . For the hell of it, also ordered me some Anti Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. 3-Pack Today I decided to first try using FRESH BALLs. After applying it, I wore dark-colored work shorts and sat in the direct sun while applying driveway patch filler. This product really lived up to its claim. My boys remained fresh with no signs of rash or irritation. Hoo-ray!!!! No mess, no fuss. That was six hours ago. But now comes the real test. Most of the irritation seems to occur after I'm at my computer for a few hours and I just parked my butt here an hour ago. During this next week, will try some of the other products that arrived today. Will sign back on here later and append my review after comparing the competitors. September 9, 2016 UPDATE: Well, have tried using all these different products (above) at different times while the weather was very humid. I discovered two things. I did not get prolonged relief from using the cream products alone. So after applying a thin layer of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, I then applied a layer of the various creams (all individually on different days). That provided longer periods of relief. Then I discovered I had even longer relief from just using the Anti-Monkey Butt Powder alone. I really wanted to avoid using products with just powder, but more importantly want to avoid the itchy burning, so have also tried these within the past month: Zeasorb-AF Super Absorbent Antifungal Treatment Powder for Jock Itch 2.5 oz (Pack of 2) MICRO-GUARD POWDER ANTIFUNGAL. CONTAINS 2% MICONAZOLE NITRATE. WORKS WELL UNDER SKIN FOLDS. TREATS - 3 oz(85g) They all work equally as great as the Anti Monkey Butt Anti Friction Powder with 2 Travel Size Bottles . Will be ordering and trying out some: Zinc Oxide Powder - 1 Lb - Non-nano and Uncoated (it's touted as a better alternative to commercial under arm deodorants as well...and I like the fact it's not full of aluminum chlorhydrate which is associated with Alzheimer's, too). Will use up the cream products to recoup my money's worth but will only re-order Anti Monkey Butt Powder 6 oz. 3-Pack , unless one of the other powders is less expensive.

Works great. My balls have never felt better. I use this stuff all the time. Neural smell, no perfumes, not sticky or greasy.

Does a good job of preventing sweat and odor. but it doesnt stay in "cream" form throughout the day. it takes on a powder effect as it dries. your underwear will be COVERED with white powder by the end of the day. keep that in mind.

There are products in life you don’t talk about at dinner parties. Toothpaste? Sure. Laundry detergent? Why not. But FreshBalls Liquid Powder? That’s a whole different conversation. Still, here I am, writing a thousand words about it, because sometimes a product changes your life (or at least your thighs) and deserves recognition. ⸻ The Problem We Don’t Talk About Let’s be honest: nature did not design the human body for comfort. In summer, your “situation” becomes a swamp. Walking feels like friction training for the Olympics. Sitting down feels like you’re marinating in your own humidity. Nobody talks about it, but everybody knows. Enter FreshBalls. ⸻ The First Encounter The tube looks innocent enough—like a hand cream or lotion. But inside? Destiny. It’s not quite lotion, not quite powder. It’s some hybrid miracle substance that goes on wet and dries to a silky finish. The first time I squeezed it out, I thought: “There’s no way this is going to work.” But curiosity (and desperation) won. ⸻ Application (AKA “The Ritual”) Let’s keep it classy here. You apply it where you need it, and immediately, there’s a cooling, fresh sensation that makes you pause mid-thought and whisper: “Oh… oh wow.” It dries quickly—no sticky residue, no awkward chalky mess. Just smooth comfort, like your nether regions are wearing their own personal silk pajamas. ⸻ The Transformation Suddenly, walking is effortless. Running? A breeze. Sitting in the car on a hot day? Manageable. I went from swamp beast to zen master in under a minute. You don’t just feel fresh—you feel powerful. Confident. Like you could give a motivational TED Talk titled “Chafing Is Optional: The FreshBalls Manifesto.” ⸻ Real-World Testing • At the Gym: Normally, after ten minutes on the treadmill, I feel like a campfire that’s been doused in swamp water. With FreshBalls? Dry. Comfortable. My focus shifted from survival to actually working out. • At Work: Sitting in an office chair all day usually feels like punishment from a Greek god. With FreshBalls, I sat comfortably, even during those endless Zoom calls where Jeff insists on “just one more point.” • In Summer: Ninety-degree heat, no problem. I walked around like a man who discovered the secret to immortality. ⸻ The Smell There’s barely any scent—which is perfect. It doesn’t try to smell like a cologne factory exploded in your pants. It just quietly does its job, like a loyal sidekick. ⸻ Side Effects 1. Overconfidence: You start volunteering for things you’d normally avoid. “Sure, I’ll help move that couch in July heat.” 2. Jealousy: Friends will wonder why you’re always so cheerful in humid weather. Do you tell them? Or keep the secret? 3. Product Evangelism: Eventually, you’ll tell them. FreshBalls users can’t help but spread the gospel. ⸻ The Downsides Yes, the name is hilarious. Ordering it online feels like you’re pranking yourself. Explaining it to your partner can get awkward: “Hey, what’s this FreshBalls tube?” “Uh… self-care?” Also, once you start using it, you can never go back. Forget it on a hot day, and you’ll feel betrayed by your own sweat glands. ⸻ The Comparison Game Without FreshBalls: • Walking = sandpaper thighs. • Sitting = swamp sauna. • Confidence = shattered. With FreshBalls: • Walking = Olympic glide. • Sitting = air-conditioned luxury. • Confidence = superhero levels. ⸻ The Social Element You won’t exactly brag about it at brunch, but every guy who knows… knows. It’s like a secret handshake. A subtle nod of respect. Because nothing bonds people faster than defeating nature’s cruel joke of “body humidity.” ⸻ Closing Thoughts FreshBalls Liquid Powder isn’t just a product—it’s a public service. It tackles a problem no one wants to admit but everyone suffers from. It’s discreet, effective, and frankly, life-changing. Sure, the name makes you laugh. But after using it, you’ll laugh for a different reason: relief. ⸻ Final Verdict: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) • Comfort: 100/10 • Confidence Boost: Astronomical • Application: Weird at first, then magical • Smell: Neutral hero • Downside: Try not giggling when you say the name out loud

I used to have to visit the doctor for a horrible rash in my crotch. But this product stops this from happening. I apply it every day after my shower.